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80"s Child

November 14th 2010 21:26
You're an '80s child if...

Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school.

You played with "My Little Ponies".

Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken.

You've ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters Club, or Sweet Valley High.

You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".

You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

You wanted to be on Star Search.

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic surgery.


You wore a banana clip or one of those slap-on wrist bands at some point..... or heaven forbid one of those t-shirt rings on one side during your youth.

You were styling with your French rolled pants.

You wore multiple pairs of socks in the middle of the summer just so you could be "hip".

You had slouch socks and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. Cabbage Patch Kids!!

You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off"

You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power, and He-Man were cancelled.

You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours,
back when they were new episodes.

You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

You hold a special place in your heart
for "Back to the Future."

You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."

You wanted to be a Goonie. ("Goonies never say die.")

You remember Madonna in her cone stage.

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."


You even wore fluorescent-neon if you will-clothing...

You could breakdance, or wished you could.

You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.

You remember M.C. Hammer.

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

You own any cassettes.

You owned a pair of L.A. Gear, Keds, or Converse tennis shoes.

You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

My Little Pony, Gummy Bears, Transformers, PinWheel with Molly the Mole, Double Dare, and Zoobilee Zoo are familiar to you. *AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD PUNKIE BREWSTER*

You ever had a Swatch Watch.

You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the "Care Bear stare".

You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.

You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"

You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

You spent hours in the basement building and re-building Lego cities.

Big wheels and bicycles with streamers were the way to go.

With your pink portable tape player, you sang back up to Debbie Gibson.
"Party like it's 1999" seemed SO far away!!
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Jesus Vs. Satan

March 17th 2010 02:41
Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, “Cool it. I am going to
set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better
job.”

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.
They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did
some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the
electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the Underworld. Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming “It’s
gone! It’s gone! I lost everything when the power went out!”

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. “Wait! He cheated!
How did he do it?”

God shrugged and said, “Jesus Saves.”
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Jesus Vs. Satan

March 17th 2010 02:40
Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, “Cool it. I am going to
set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better
job.”

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.
They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did
some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the
electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the Underworld. Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming “It’s
gone! It’s gone! I lost everything when the power went out!”

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. “Wait! He cheated!
How did he do it?”

God shrugged and said, “Jesus Saves.”
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knock knock

January 6th 2010 11:56
who is there ?
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knock knock

January 6th 2010 11:54
who is there ?
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Little Johnny ...

November 11th 2009 00:40
The Principal of an elementry school went into a classroom and said, "I will give you all a lifesaver, but you have to guess the flavor because I'm not telling you. Whoever wins will get a prize." So he gave them all honey flavored lifesavers.

Nobody could get it, so he gave them a hint. "It might be what your mom calls your dad sometimes


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You Know yure a Yankee if...

November 11th 2009 00:36
You Know You’re A Yankee If….

1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning “to cook outside


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10 Commandments of a Teenager

November 11th 2009 00:28
10 Commandements of a Teenager!!!

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait until they are asleep


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a

October 8th 2009 22:30
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SMART ASS ANSWERS

August 8th 2009 03:03
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub


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