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January 6th 2010 11:56
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January 6th 2010 11:54
who is there ?
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Little Johnny ...
November 11th 2009 00:40
The Principal of an elementry school went into a classroom and said, "I will give you all a lifesaver, but you have to guess the flavor because I'm not telling you. Whoever wins will get a prize." So he gave them all honey flavored lifesavers.
Nobody could get it, so he gave them a hint. "It might be what your mom calls your dad sometimes."
Little Johnny stands on his chair and yells, "Don't eat them! They're asshole flavored!!"
Nobody could get it, so he gave them a hint. "It might be what your mom calls your dad sometimes."
Little Johnny stands on his chair and yells, "Don't eat them! They're asshole flavored!!"
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You Know yure a Yankee if...
November 11th 2009 00:36
You Know You’re A Yankee If….
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning “to cook outside[ Click here to read more ]
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning “to cook outside
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Read More 10 Commandments of a Teenager
November 11th 2009 00:28
10 Commandements of a Teenager!!!
1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait until they are asleep[ Click here to read more ]
1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait until they are asleep
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SMART ASS ANSWERS
August 8th 2009 03:03
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub[ Click here to read more ]
SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub
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Look what they've done to my BMW
August 8th 2009 02:59
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined. "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex
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10 Speed Bike Joke
August 8th 2009 02:57
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going[ Click here to read more ]
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going
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Bad Pick Up Lines
July 22nd 2009 17:26
FW: Bad Pick Up Lines
Here is a list of pickup lines I used in the last couple of years that didn’t work can you tell me why.
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. [Within this moment, I would've cut one and see what he says then[ Click here to read more ]
Here is a list of pickup lines I used in the last couple of years that didn’t work can you tell me why.
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. [Within this moment, I would've cut one and see what he says then
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