techmanBad Pick Up Lines
July 22nd 2009 17:26
FW: Bad Pick Up Lines
Here is a list of pickup lines I used in the last couple of years that didn’t work can you tell me why.
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. [Within this moment, I would've cut one and see what he says then]
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. [Well, he must be Jerry's Kids special]
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it
in. [Really? Coincidentally I can't hold the vomit in my mouth any longer either.]
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign
you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see
myself in 'em. [I see you're using the Larry Craig method, eh]
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole. [WTF?!]
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but
beauty's only a light switch away. [Don't be burning bridges before you cross them.]
8) Man: "Fat Penguin!" Woman: "WHAT?" Man: "I just
wanted to say something that would break the ice." [Lame]
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make yer bed-rock. [Very Lame]
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I
think he went inta this cheap motel room. [Sadly, this is the same tactic that pedophiles use to kidnap children. So, try not to fall for this one, just run away.]
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin
sleep 'til afternoon. [What the hell is this?! According to the spelling, he must have an Arkansas accent.]
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I
think of it, my nuts tighten up. [Eww!]
There are lots of stupid and desperate people out there, so be careful.
Here is a list of pickup lines I used in the last couple of years that didn’t work can you tell me why.
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. [Within this moment, I would've cut one and see what he says then]
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. [Well, he must be Jerry's Kids special]
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it
in. [Really? Coincidentally I can't hold the vomit in my mouth any longer either.]
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign
you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole. [WTF?!]
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but
beauty's only a light switch away. [Don't be burning bridges before you cross them.]
8) Man: "Fat Penguin!" Woman: "WHAT?" Man: "I just
wanted to say something that would break the ice." [Lame]
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make yer bed-rock. [Very Lame]
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I
think he went inta this cheap motel room. [Sadly, this is the same tactic that pedophiles use to kidnap children. So, try not to fall for this one, just run away.]
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin
sleep 'til afternoon. [What the hell is this?! According to the spelling, he must have an Arkansas accent.]
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I
think of it, my nuts tighten up. [Eww!]
There are lots of stupid and desperate people out there, so be careful.
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