Quotes & Jokes - Thursday 28th August
August 28th 2008 06:04
TODAYS QUOTE
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"
TODAYS JOKE
A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"
TODAYS JOKE
A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."
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