techmanQuotes & Jokes - Tuesday 26th August
August 26th 2008 06:04
TODAYS QUOTE
"Today is not finished until tomorrow commences"
TODAYS JOKE
When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2 2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"
"Today is not finished until tomorrow commences"
TODAYS JOKE
When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2 2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"
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